Random Tumblr Themes

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

dominospizzadelivery:

dekutree:

atheistcum:

hiroshimas:

cryflo:

ieg:

emobean:

ubmubbububn

ububg

Cryflub

hubrubshubmubs

ubthububstcubm

dubkubtrubub

Dubmubnubspubzzubdubdublubvubrub

gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

image

me sexting

boy:  what u wearin? ;)
me:  Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)


british people:  better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans:  yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

what space program get’s the most booty

nassa

This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me


my mom:  it's 11 go to sleep
me:  actually its 10:58